“Kash Patel has filed a defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic, accusing the magazine and its reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick of defamation over an article that alleged the FBI director… has a habit of ‘excessive drinking and unexplained absences,’ among other recurring behavioral patterns.” — Politico
The fake news media is once again smearing a hard-working member of our administration. The recent hit piece accusing FBI Director Kash Patel of excessive drinking is (much like the Epstein files hoax) a pathetic attempt to distract Americans from the greatest period of economic growth in our country’s history. If you haven’t noticed how cheap everything is and how much money everyone has now, then congratulations—you’ve fallen for the lying press’s elaborate ruse.
All of the accusations of Patel’s binging have perfectly logical explanations:
- Choosing to spend so much of his tenure in Las Vegas has nothing to do with boozing and everything to do with the city’s reputation as a cybersecurity hub. Everyone knows the expression “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” refers to the safeguarding of state secrets.
- Director Patel has assured us that the “Poodle Room” is not a bar but a shelter for rescue poodles where he volunteers. Similarly, Kash often hangs out at “The Library,” which we are confident refers to an actual library and not a Vegas nightclub called “The Library.”
- When the FBI couldn’t get a hold of him, and agents had to break down his door, it wasn’t because he was passed out drunk. He had just been working so tirelessly on ridding the government of Deep State spies that he had collapsed from sleep exhaustion.
- Since when is taking a taxpayer-funded jet to Italy to shotgun beers with the US men’s hockey team illegal? What’s the crime? Loving America?
So-called experts have pointed out that a high-ranking member of the intelligence community doing lord knows what at raves all over Sin City would be a major threat to national security. Especially if bad actors were to obtain compromising details that they could use as leverage.
But even if the allegations were proven true, those “experts” fail to recognize a key point—this administration is completely immune to blackmail. That’s the beauty of having a president whose followers worship him like a God and a media apparatus willing to toe the party line at all costs.
Leftist lunatics keep dreaming, for example, that the Russians will release the so-called pee tape. But even if the tape did exist, there’s no investigation that can’t be slow-walked to death, and no scandal that can’t be explained away with “It’s fake news,” or “It was made using AI,” or “That’s not an underage prostitute, that’s a consenting adult, and that’s not urine, it’s lemon-lime Gatorade.” The simple truth is President Trump’s deference to Putin has nothing to do with kompromat. He just genuinely likes the guy and is happy with the job he’s doing.
Look at the recent news that Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is stepping down. The crooked media would have you believe that she’s resigning amid reports that she was drinking on the job and having an affair with a subordinate, when the truth is she’s simply transitioning to the private sector. Cabinet members leave office in the middle of their term to take worse jobs all the time.
It’s hard to ignore the pattern—Pete Hegseth, Jeanine Pirro, Kash Patel, and now Lori Chavez-DeRemer have all been accused of alcoholism and abuse of power. Do you really think it’s possible that every member of the Trump administration gets off on being completely unaccountable? Are we really expected to believe that, despite their lives of excess, they’re secretly miserable people for whom no amount of power can make up for the fact that, deep down, they know they’ve utterly failed as human beings? So they drown their putrefying self-loathing at the bottom of a liquor bottle?
What’s more likely? That? Or that the media is just making all of this stuff up?
Unless The Atlantic has actual video of Kash Patel motorboating strippers while blitzed off his ass, we suggest they drop this charade before we sue them into oblivion. And even if they did have hard evidence, it would hardly matter. Thanks to Congressional Republicans, everyone in this administration is basically unimpeachable.
Of course, that doesn’t mean he can’t still be fired. As Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi learned, the one unforgivable sin in this administration is stealing the president’s spotlight.