I could not think of anything but the South Park
quote, They took our jobs!
when I read
today Black
Duck's announcement of their patent, Resolving License
Dependencies For Aggregations of Legally-Protectable Content.
I've read through the patent, from the point of view of someone skilled in this particular art. In fact, I'm specifically skilled in two distinct arts related to this patent: computer programming and Free Software license compatibility analysis. It's from that perspective that I took a look at this patent.
(BTW, the thing to always remember about reading patents is that the really significant part isn't the abstract, which often contains pie-in-the-sky prose about what the patent covers. The claims are the real details of the so-called “invention”.)