“Why, for fifty-three years, I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?” — Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
1. He’s roughly fifty-three years old, give or take.
2. Unlike the music from his day, he thinks everything the youth are listening to is just a bunch of noise, noise, noise, NOISE.
3. Anticommercialist. Every year, he makes the same cynical comments about Christmas.
4. He’s used to being culturally excluded, forgotten, and ignored. But he doesn’t care.
5. Deep contempt for groupthink and is suspicious of the motivations of people, corporations, and the government.
6. He was a latch-key kid and still thrives with lots of alone time.
7. Definitely got some sort of heart trouble. You can tell by looking at him.
8. He wears his apathy as armor because he’s emotionally ill-equipped to handle the earnest sentimentality that comes with the holiday season.
9. His awkward presence could be described as “lurking.”
