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Black seadevil anglerfish
Twenty-five-years-old, monogamous, wants children
What I’m looking for: A confident, independent female roughly twenty times my size with a dangly, glowing orb attached to her forehead.
Don’t hate me if I: Latch on to you and permanently fuse to your body until my head dissolves and our circulatory systems become one
This year, I want to: Delete this app <3
Giant squid
Fifteen feet long, Catholic, figuring out my dating goals
Give me travel tips for: Two-thousand feet below sea level off the west coast of Norway—Spring break 2026 gonna be a movie!
If loving this is wrong, I don’t want to be right: The Office
My love language is: Physical, tentacle-y touch
Hexactinellid sponge
Software engineer, nine thousand years old,
twenty-eight centimeters tall
I bet you can’t: Pronounce my name
In these uncertain times, you need a steady hand at the wheel. An unblinking beacon of sure-footed decisiveness. A fearless, damn-the-torpedoes leader who will flawlessly accomplish every goal.
You don’t have that person. But good news: You have me, a uniquely well-qualified ball of anxiety, ready to worry about the fact that you don’t have that person. And also about the fact that you have torpedoes. That seems like a bad idea for a rudderless organization.
“But our budget can’t accommodate another executive!” you may protest. Shhh. Don’t worry your pretty little head; that’s my job. My perturbation is completely pro bono. I will knit my brows, second-guess, and perseverate without compensation of any kind.
I require no specific hours of work. I stand ready to contribute round-the-clock, unmitigated what-ifisms to any and every to-do list, whether or not it’s in my job description.
Administration’s strangulation of the CFMEU construction union and further attempted asset-stripping continued apace over summer, despite Admin kicking a couple of own goals.
The post Admin’s summer assault on the CFMEU first appeared on Solidarity Online.
We may not be tastier, but just more abundant these days
The post As Biodiversity Dwindles, Mosquitos Turn to Human Blood appeared first on Nautilus.
High-tech radar technology offers an unprecedented look at escaping ice speeds on Greenland and Antarctica
The post Watch This Glacier Race into the Sea appeared first on Nautilus.
“It’s a milestone in solar physics”
The post The First Observation of the Fiery Lifecycle of a Massive Solar Storm appeared first on Nautilus.
“What we are seeing across the country as organized gangs of wine moms use Antifa tactics to harass and impede Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents is not civil disobedience. It isn’t even protest. It’s just crime.”
— David Marcus, writing in an op-ed for FoxNews.com
Belle Ave. Wine Moms Gang
Meeting Minutes
Date: 14 Jan 2026
The meeting was called to order at 8:00 p.m. by Emily in Lauren’s Basement.
Present: Emily, Lauren, Megan, Katie, Jessica S., Sarah, Jennifer, Amanda, Ashley, Jenny, Rachel, Stephanie, and Jessica M.
Business from Previous Meeting
Illustrator Luís Calçada walks a fine line between scientific truth and imagination
The post I Turn Scientific Renderings of Space into Art appeared first on Nautilus.
If you lead with fear, they may respond with their own fearful behaviors
The post Horses Can Smell How You’re Feeling appeared first on Nautilus.
Hi, my name’s Kyle. Yes, I get in whatever lane has fewer cars and then merge. I merge late so others can practice forgiveness. I don’t see it as cutting someone off. I see it as giving them a spiritual workout.
Merging, to me, is faith in motion. When I flick on my blinker, at the last possible second, I’m not being rude. I’m saying I believe in you. I believe you’ll make space. That you’ll overcome the petty human urge to honk and instead ascend toward grace.
Patience is a muscle, and I’m your personal trainer. I push you past your limit. You might shake. You might curse my name. But later, when your blood pressure stabilizes, and you feel the calm wash over you, you’ll thank me. As Gandhi said, or maybe I’m paraphrasing, “Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.” I’m just here to spot you.
Traffic isn’t chaos. It’s just therapy with horns. Every red light is a breathing exercise. Every missed exit is an opportunity for growth. Every time I merge late, someone releases the anger they’ve been holding since childhood. And if that isn’t public service, I don’t know what is.
Forty-year growth periods may have given them a leg up in dominating their ecosystems
The post Tyrannosaurids Took Their Time Growing to 17,000 Pounds appeared first on Nautilus.
The ancient institution shaped education as we know it today
The post The Accidental Discovery of Aristotle’s Paradigm-Shifting School appeared first on Nautilus.
Five Republican senators had voted to advance a war powers resolution on Venezuela. After Trump went berserk, the final vote narrowly failed.
The post Trump Bullies Flip-Flopping Senators Into Defeating Vote to Block Venezuela War appeared first on The Intercept.
A new technology could help scientists answer an old question
The post The Search for Where Consciousness Lives in the Brain appeared first on Nautilus.
And their meaning has shifted over millennia
The post C-Sections Have a Surprisingly Ancient History appeared first on Nautilus.