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Sat, 20/12/2025 - 05:00

“Why, for fifty-three years, I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?” — Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas

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1. He’s roughly fifty-three years old, give or take.

2. Unlike the music from his day, he thinks everything the youth are listening to is just a bunch of noise, noise, noise, NOISE.

3. Anticommercialist. Every year, he makes the same cynical comments about Christmas.

4. He’s used to being culturally excluded, forgotten, and ignored. But he doesn’t care.

5. Deep contempt for groupthink and is suspicious of the motivations of people, corporations, and the government.

6. He was a latch-key kid and still thrives with lots of alone time.

7. Definitely got some sort of heart trouble. You can tell by looking at him.

8. He wears his apathy as armor because he’s emotionally ill-equipped to handle the earnest sentimentality that comes with the holiday season.

9. His awkward presence could be described as “lurking.”

Created
Sat, 20/12/2025 - 01:00

FEATURES:

- Ossuary jars
- Anti-revolutionary painting
- Toxic dust
- Solastalgia

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It was a cold, dry night in April, and a crowd had gathered in the center of Nukus, the capital of the Central Asian Republic of Karakalpakstan, to squint through a skein of toxic dust into the illuminated lobby of one of the world’s most peculiar cultural institutions: the Nukus Museum of Art.

Created
Sat, 20/12/2025 - 00:00

Overall, you’ve got a strong concept: a log burning in a fireplace, on a loop for five hours. But we have a few notes.

  • Can the log be more aspirational?
  • Focus-group it to see if kids aged six to eleven think fire is too urban.
  • The log seems passive. Provide more backstory.
  • Can the fireplace have a cool sidekick? (e.g., a smart-mouthed pinecone.)
  • Does the music have to be Christmas music?
  • Will viewers know what a fireplace is?
  • Make the fire more appealing to single men.
  • Where’s the merchandising tie-in?
  • Could the fire sing a duet with Michael Bublé?
  • Instead of a holiday one-off, could it be a weekly series? (e.g., Jake Log is an ex-cop turned P.I. who plays by his own rules.)
  • Why fire?

Otherwise, it’s perfect.

Happy Holidays!

Created
Fri, 19/12/2025 - 11:30

“President Donald Trump on Wednesday assailed his White House predecessors for not pushing back against Venezuela earlier and stated that his intention is ‘getting land, oil rights, whatever we had’ returned by the government in Caracas.” — PBS

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I’m absolutely disgusted by President Trump’s attempt to start a war with Venezuela without first putting in the years of tedious, brain-breaking propaganda work. Is it fun to poison the public consciousness with outrageous lies that border on blood libel and dehumanize innocent civilians in a country that most Americans couldn’t even find on a map? Of course not. But it’s what you do! Past presidents used to understand that. Past presidents used to care.

Created
Fri, 19/12/2025 - 05:59

Kate McCallister realizes that her son Kevin didn’t make it with them to the airport on their way to Paris for the holidays. She frantically pulls out her phone and calls him up.

KEVIN: Hello?

MOM: Kevin!

KEVIN: Mom?

MOM: I’m so sorry you’re home alone! Your sister accidentally took your jacket that had your AirTag in the pocket, and we were too busy listening to Audible to notice you were missing.

KEVIN: I feel so alone!

MOM: I know, sweetie! We just got to the airport, but we can catch a later flight. We might not get Delta One, alas, but that’s okay. Motion sensors say you’re in my bedroom.

KEVIN: I’m hiding under your bed.

Created
Fri, 19/12/2025 - 00:00

EXT. — THE VASTNESS OF SPACE

A star, representing the angel ALBERT, shoots across the sky. It stops at a distant GALAXY. As the heavenly bodies talk, their lights blink.

ALBERT
You sent for me, sir?

GALAXY
Yes, Albert. Tonight’s going to be the crucial night for “Young Punk at Graduation Dance.”

ALBERT
Who, sir?

GALAXY
Sorry. That’s how I think of him. Tonight will be the crucial night for… Mickey Wincott.

A beat.

ALBERT
Who, sir?

GALAXY
(sighs)
The man who lurks by the controls in the Bedford Falls gymnasium to convince a jilted dancer to open the gym floor, so that the dancer’s rival falls into the swimming pool beneath.

Created
Thu, 18/12/2025 - 20:00
Bank Underground is about to take a break for the festive season. In keeping with tradition, we are pleased to present the annual Bank Underground Christmas Quiz! This year, it’s been prepared with the kind assistance of the Bank of England’s Archive team. We hope you enjoy testing your knowledge of the Bank’s history, especially … Continue reading The Bank Underground Christmas Quiz 2025
Created
Thu, 18/12/2025 - 19:24

At the end of November I had the privilege of going to the first ever Oaisys AI Practitioners conference in Pune, India. I wanted to share some of the memories and moments from that event.

Jamie Abrahams and I were invited to both hold sessions and lead the contribution day. It was my first time in India and since the event itself was new as well, it was hard to know what to expect. But whatever my expectations could have been, it would have surpassed it.

Marcus speaking in Pune