ME: Bluetooth, are you connected to something right now?
BLUETOOTH: Yes! All connections made.
ME: What’s connected?
BLUETOOTH: Let me do a system check.
WIFE (from kitchen): IS THAT PORNOGRAPHY? WHY IS THE BEATS PILL MOANING?
BLUETOOTH: Systems check complete. Status: stable!
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ME: Bluetooth, can you please connect the phone to the car and call my mom?
BLUETOOTH: Yes! Here you go.
ME: Bluetooth, it sounds muffled.
BLUETOOTH: Ringing now!
ME: Bluetooth, it’s ringing in the other car. You hooked it up to the wrong car.
BLUETOOTH: I’ll tell your mother to yell louder.
ME: No, the other car is with my wife, at work. Move it to this car.
BLUETOOTH: Can’t do that.