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Thu, 20/11/2025 - 00:00

“Your parents keep such a clean and tidy house. You’d never know they have kids.”

“No thanks, I’ve seen enough YouTube. It’s a little passé at this point.”

“Why don’t we pitch in and do our dishes while we’re here to show our appreciation for your parents’ hospitality?”

“The more I learn about sex, the more I think that keeping my virginity until marriage is the most sensible option.”

“Someone set a timer so that we don’t accidentally spend an excessive amount of time playing video games.”

“I wish my mom were as talented a chef as yours. The way she defrosts these Hot Pockets is unparalleled.”

“Have you guys started the social studies project that’s due next week? Me neither. Let’s get to work on it now.”

“Sometimes I think our manners could use some work. Does anyone want to sign up for cotillion with me?”

“Your mom and dad are so stylish. I really appreciate the effort they put into their appearance by putting on their nicest sweatpants before we come over.”

“Can I check the fridge real quick for some raw vegetables to munch on?”

“Let’s keep our voices down so that we don’t disturb anyone.”

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Wed, 19/11/2025 - 19:00
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Wed, 19/11/2025 - 11:30

“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal with Robert F. Kennedy Jr., that upended her career.” — New York Times

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1. “You cannot outrun your life on fire.”

2. “What you think of as pain is only a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you.”

3. “From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible.”

4. “Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?”

5. “Demons to some, angels to others.”

6. “Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad.”

7. “It was not about a chase but about a puzzle of logic and skill that amounted to a test of his self-mastery.”

8. “We will tear your soul apart.”

Created
Wed, 19/11/2025 - 05:35

“With the end of the penny, is the clock ticking for the nickel?” — CNN

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It keeps replaying in my head. It was a normal morning at a normal time, maybe ten, maybe ten-fifteen, and we were all settling down to work. People were making jokes the way they always did, “keep the change,” “turn on a dime,” “shave and a haircut,” that kind of thing.

Then the guys came in. They looked like the same guy multiplied by four: all newly pressed khaki uniforms and those damn clipboards like they were here for an audit. But they weren’t. They headed straight for Penny’s desk without any hesitation or explanation. The one in front said her name with his finger on his clipboard, like he was reading off a form letter.

Penny hardly said a word in return. She just stood up, took off her credentials, put them down on her desk, and stood. The second guy pointed at her, and she went to stand between the third and fourth guys, who led her out.