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Fri, 09/01/2026 - 20:02

I remember my disappointment boarding a Greyhound bus for the first time in the mid-eighties. I had inherited a vague mythology of epic journeys and vistas, artists escaping small-town America — Warhol, Dylan — and a very English, self-deprecating assumption that a Greyhound had to be bigger, shinier, and swifter than a National Express coach. […]

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Fri, 09/01/2026 - 09:00

“Federal and local officials dispute the circumstances that led an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer to fatally shoot a 37-year-old woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday.” — NPR

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You think you’re watching a woman being shot in the face by an ICE agent, but what you’re really watching is a woman trying to run an ICE agent over and the agent firing at her in self-defense.

You think you’re watching an ICE agent walk up to a woman’s car asking her to leave, which she does, but what you’re really watching is a woman turn her car around and try to run the agent over.

You think you’re watching a woman drive away with an ICE agent following, then shooting her four times in the face, but what you’re really watching is an ICE agent in fear of his life and acting in self-defense.

Created
Fri, 09/01/2026 - 06:58

Drupal turns 25 on 15 January 2026! 🥳 That’s 25 years of open source, collaboration, innovation, and an incredible global community.

We’re planning a few ways to celebrate Drupal’s birthday week (Jan 8-15), and we'd love for you to celebrate with us. Read on to find several ways to join the celebration. 

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If you’re planning something local or in-person, you can add it to the Drupal events page 👉

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Let’s make this a warm, inclusive, community-powered celebration. Here’s to 25 years of Drupal, and to the people who make it what it is! 🥂

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Fri, 09/01/2026 - 05:00

Power on your PCs, my gentle users, because I just found a fresh Excel file to overcomplicate. Hoo boy, I can’t wait to rework every cell of “Company Staffing.xlsx.”

Most peons at this company think a spreadsheet is just a tool to create a budget. Not me. Not us. You see, there’s one of us in every organization. Though it’s nowhere in our job descriptions, we spend hours crafting Gordian knots of obscure Excel features so that even the simplest files become unrecognizable monstrosities.

Before we do anything with these measly kilobytes, we need to duplicate this file. Several times. Then we add an underscore, “NEW,” and a different numbering convention. The filename should evoke the image of an overbaked Feast of Assumption turducken.

There. We’re ready to open “Company Staffing_NEW_FINAL_003.xlsx.”