The Foreskin Tactical Hoodie is the antithesis of all things feminine and female. It comes in black, brown, and olive green. It does not come in fuchsia, lilac, or ecru. It is perfect for outdoorsmen and army-man dress-up parties. It is not for doing stuff women normally do, like yoga, crying, or watching Heated Rivalry.
Yes, it has so many pockets that it is basically a wearable purse. But don’t get the wrong idea; it is only for men. A purse is obviously full of feminine items such as tissues, mascara, and loose change. You are only allowed to carry manly things like TP rolls, guyliner, and cold hard cash in the Foreskin Tactical Hoodie. Manly men don’t carry around change. That stuff is heavy. Manly men toss their change on the ground and walk away confidently while something explodes and heavy metal plays in the background.