The Secret Service also said it had no records of its request to raise the water level of a river for JD Vance’s kayaking trip.
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The Secret Service also said it had no records of its request to raise the water level of a river for JD Vance’s kayaking trip.
The post We Asked for ICE Bodycam Footage. DHS Claims They Don’t Have It. appeared first on The Intercept.
1. The Silent Convulsion
The gold standard. A violent bodily shudder contained entirely within the torso. No noise or spray. Just a brief, grimace-induced aneurysm. You are a person of discipline. You would do well in a gulag.
2. The Double
One to loosen the debris, one to eject it. It follows a logical arc. You pay your taxes. You rotate your tires. You are boring, but you are necessary.
3. The Triple
You are now demanding attention. The first “bless you” was a reflex; the second was a courtesy; the third is wearing on our patience. You are the equivalent of an unskippable YouTube ad.
4. The Pixie Squeak
You suppress the vocalization until it sounds like a mouse being stepped on by a stiletto heel. You think this makes you dainty. It actually makes you sound like you are performing a mating call for a very specific, perverted demographic of anime fans. Stop infantilizing your mucus membranes.
Spent brewing yeast offers a meat-textured scaffold for your next burger
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It’s intentionally sending a signal that it’s pissed off, so beware
The post Why Is That Monkey Giving Me a Dirty Look? appeared first on Nautilus.
Kidnapping heads of state is not a Trump innovation. It is American tradition.
The post From Noriega to Maduro: The Long US History of Kidnapping Foreign Leaders appeared first on MintPress News.
How do I live longer?
Stress is a leading cause of early death. Avoid stress by spending every single day thinking about what you need to do to not die. If that doesn’t work, try meditation. Close your eyes, take deep breaths, and remember that each second of meditation is a battle in the war on Father Time. Good luck, soldier.
How important is sleep?
Nothing is more important than a good night’s sleep. So-called “friends” will invite you out for long nights of drinks, dancing, and “companionship.” Recognize this danger and return to your cryochamber.
So what’s a good sleep schedule?
Wake up at 4:30 a.m., no exceptions. The smug satisfaction of telling everyone you wake up at 4:30 a.m. will power you for at least one hundred years.
What’s your best biohacking tip?
Research shows nasal breathing is healthier than mouth breathing. Duct tape your mouth shut and only breathe through your nose. When someone asks if you’re being held hostage, blink twice to let them know you heard about this on a podcast.

The brain has the remarkable ability to rewire itself in response to change – and we can harness this through meditation
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How transitioning upended my own gendered understanding of strength, desirability, and power
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All our laws and rules to protect coral reefs now stand in the way of radical action to save them from heat death
- by Irus Braverman
From Venezuela to Greenland, the Trump administration is redefining and invoking the Monroe Doctrine to seize whatever it wants, whenever it wants.
The post Greg Grandin on Trump’s “Universal Police Warrant” appeared first on The Intercept.
I remember my disappointment boarding a Greyhound bus for the first time in the mid-eighties. I had inherited a vague mythology of epic journeys and vistas, artists escaping small-town America — Warhol, Dylan — and a very English, self-deprecating assumption that a Greyhound had to be bigger, shinier, and swifter than a National Express coach. […]
Early financial strain can have a measurable impact on how infant brains develop
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It’s tough to keep people on track with their medications, but a tiny radio antenna could help
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The shooting came just one day after an ICE agent in Minneapolis shot and killed Renee Nicole Good.
The post Border Patrol Agents Shot Two People in Portland During Immigration Stop appeared first on The Intercept.