Mateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag.
MATEO: My name is Mateo, I’m six years old, and Santa Claus is real.
The sound of a countdown can be heard, “3…2…1… ding.” Several Santa Deniers dive toward the empty debate chair. Santa Denier 1 arrives first.
SANTA DENIER 1: Hi. Okay, I just… with everything we know, how can you still think Santa is real?
MATEO: Well, every Christmas morning, there are REAL presents under my tree FROM Santa.
SD1: But you know it’s not Santa putting those there.
MATEO: Who else would it be?
SD1: Your parents, obviously.
MATEO: But every year, my friend Liam wakes up at his house, and there are presents under his tree from Santa too.




