It is widely believed (by me, just now) that William Shakespeare revised his plays constantly, fueled by ambition, self-doubt, and whatever they drank instead of coffee back then. Based on that and vibes alone, here is what he probably thought each time he tweaked the same scene again.
1. Ah! A fresh draft. This one shall be perfect and require no further changes.
2. What if the line were slightly sadder?
3. What if it were also a little funny?
4. Can something be tragic and funny? I shall invent this.
5. “To be, or not to be”—hmm. Feels wordy. Perhaps just “To be”?
6. No, no, no. Put the rest back. It was good. It was fine.
7. Actually, what if he says it while holding a skull?
8. Where would he get the skull?
9. I will simply give him one. The audience will not question it.
10. I am a genius.
11. Wait. What if the skull has a name?
12. Everyone loves it when objects have names.
13. Yorick. Yes. That feels right.
14. I should write that down.
15. I did not write that down.
16. Back to the top. “To be, or not to be”—still excellent.




