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Tue, 30/09/2025 - 02:50

“President Trump’s declaration on Saturday that he had authorized the use of federal forces to ‘protect war-ravaged’ Portland, Ore., prompted bewilderment and frustration—and more than a little sarcasm—in the city this weekend.”
New York Times

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Help reshelve the books with pics of naked women in them that middle school boys have left strewn around Powell’s.

Put a stop to the ungodly ice-cream flavor combinations at Salt and Straw.

Institute a ban on wimps who use umbrellas.

Censor the outrageous cost for one, single penis-shaped Voodoo Doughnut.

Aggressive DOGE-style 20 percent reduction in the number of mediocre craft breweries.

Stop the radical liberal reeducation campaign to erase Oregon’s colonial history by allowing employees statewide to play The Oregon Trail during office hours.

Resurrect Shari’s Café and Pies, a tragic victim of cancel culture (not paying taxes).

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Mon, 29/09/2025 - 22:54
Ergodicity often hides behind a veil of mathematical complexity, yet at its core, it offers a profoundly simple and insightful lens through which to view and understand probability and time. At its heart, it challenges us to distinguish between two distinct types of averages: the ensemble average and the time average. To grasp this distinction, let […]
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Mon, 29/09/2025 - 22:01

Welcome to your new high-end Italian espresso machine. Or should we say buongiorno? Yes, we should. Your espresso machine only speaks Italian. To get the most out of the machine, you must learn the language.

We will wait.

Fourteen Months Later.

Remove the machine from the box. Carefully. You want to make a good first impression. Use a firm, yet gentle grip to establish trust. Too weak a grip, and your high-end Italian espresso machine will never respect you.

Important safeguard: Don’t film an unboxing video. Your espresso machine is wary about having a social media presence. Between you and me, it held some questionable beliefs during WWII and doesn’t want the public uncovering it.

Your Italian espresso machine is perfect for daily use; however, please keep in mind that the machine demands time off to rest, so daily use doesn’t really “work” for it.

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Mon, 29/09/2025 - 20:00
This blog runs on reader subscriptions and donations. Reading it is free, and always will be, but it does take money to run the site and keep myself fed and sheltered. Every year (except one time when I was sick and forgot) I do an annual fundraiser, and the funds raised are what make the […]
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Mon, 29/09/2025 - 19:10

Baddý Sonja Breidert headshot

We are thrilled to welcome back Baddý Sonja Breidert to the Drupal Association Board of Directors, with her new term beginning 1 November 2025. She is not only returning to the board but will also be serving as Chair for the coming term.

Baddý has been actively shaping the Drupal community for more than a decade. She co-founded 1xINTERNET in 2013 and has since become one of Europe’s leading voices in open source and digital business. She has served on the Drupal Association Board since 2017, including as Treasurer, then as Board Chair, and most recently in an advisory capacity as Immediate Past Chair.

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Mon, 29/09/2025 - 19:00

Over the past four decades, neoliberal economics and globalisation have systematically dismantled the security once afforded to the working class through its own efforts. Through the privatisation of public services, the offshoring of manufacturing, and the outsourcing of what remained, wealth has been funnelled upwards, leaving behind hollowed-out communities reliant on failing public infrastructure and […]