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Organizers argue that LA’s sanctuary laws aren’t enough to keep their immigrant neighbors safe.
The post Community Defense Groups Take the Last Stand Against ICE in LA appeared first on The Intercept.
Homeland Security Investigations once targeted human traffickers and cartels. Now it’s leading the charge against student protesters.
The post Mahmoud Khalil Won His Freedom Despite the Best Efforts of ICE’s Intelligence Unit appeared first on The Intercept.
Hiring a plumber without vetting them across multiple Facebook community forums
Starting a movie after 9 p.m.
Texting without your glasses
Eating a Costco hot dog
Celebrating the one-year anniversary of ignoring your car’s “check engine” light
Sitting under the ceiling fan you installed after taking two gummies
Vacationing without your CPAP machine
Parking in a space reserved for shoppers with toddlers
Not holding the handrail while riding an escalator
Driving after dusk
Refusing to complete your podiatrist’s online intake form
Pretending you haven’t heard that scratching sound coming from your attic
Fixing a bowl of cereal without sniffing the milk first
Believing you can seamlessly transition from an Android to an iPhone
Buying standing-room-only tickets to see a ska band you loved back when you thought sciatica was just a small town in upstate New York
Having two drinks after 9 p.m.
Taking cold medicine that expired during the first Obama administration
Walking your dog on uneven sidewalks
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Nursery
Sheer and unrelenting possibility
I thought we had come to the Home Depot to replace the metal numbers on my mother’s mailbox. But the problem we bring is not the problem we leave with. We walk down an aisle full of toilets, sinks, and light switches. Inexplicably, we are soon considering a patio repaving. And then new carpet for my brother’s bedroom, and a garage conversion. At the Home Depot, home improvement dreams begin to look like a matter of elbow grease and the right YouTube video.
After the Supreme Court overturned Glossip’s conviction, prosecutors claimed to have “a plethora of evidence,” while offering none.
The post Oklahoma Seeks New Conviction of Richard Glossip Using Old Evidence appeared first on The Intercept.
There are numerous reasons why my wife and I decided to have kids, like learning what it means to be parents, and providing an idyllic childhood that we lacked ourselves. But none mattered as much as procreating so we could blow off our single friends, particularly Jeff.
When you bring a child into this world, it lets you experience the joy of pushing out friendships from that same world. There is no better excuse to gradually recede from the guy who will never get his shit together. I have a child to care for, so no, Jeff, I can’t call you back, or come to the bar, or hear about the used-bookstore girl who dumped you. I must feed and clothe and bathe a helpless human life, and no longer have the time to do any of that for you.