These jokes were written by students in Shannon Barker’s high school English class in Chicago, Illinois.
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1. DAD JOKES
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
No one. Never. You’re alone in life. No one cares about you.
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What did Kate Bush say to Sisyphus?
Be [rollin’] up that road, be [rollin’] up that hill, be [rollin’] up that building…
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My boss said: “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I dressed as Batman. Unfortunately, Batman couldn’t save anyone from the endless nothing after death.
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2. Recipes
Recipe for the best meal ever: Doesn’t matter. There is no end goal. Goals are pointless. Reject this recipe. Do whatever you want. Unless you’re a woman. Then you have to conform.
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Thanksgiving turkey recipe