JEN, QUENTIN, STEPHANIE, and DAVID enter a conference room located deep inside the DC Beltway. DAVID sits in a chair. QUENTIN sits in a chair facing the opposite direction. STEPHANIE throws a chair through the window and sits on the table. JEN picks up a chair and duct tapes it to her back, then sits on STEPHANIE.
DAVID: All right, everyone. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that this is the most important holiday party of our lifetime. Who’s in charge of the food?
STEPHANIE: Joe Biden is in charge of the food.
DAVID: Great. What food is he bringing?
JEN: He’s not bringing any food.
DAVID: What do you mean?
QUENTIN: He didn’t buy or make any food. He’s not bringing any food.
