The Soothing Sleepytime Baby Swing from Gurgle-Goo is designed to float even the fussiest baby to dreamland. In just a matter of minutes, little ones will be snoozing, and frazzled parents will be sighing with relief. Before joining the thousands of happy, well-rested Soothing Sleepytime Baby Swing users out there, be sure to glance at the safety measures below.
1. Do not, under any circumstances, let your baby fall asleep in this swing.
2. While your baby is in the Soothing Sleepytime Baby Swing, you should watch them at all times, ideally from no more than three inches away.
3. Do not look down at your phone.
4. Do not let your mind wander.
5. While your baby is in the Soothing Sleepytime Baby Swing, your only thought should be, “My baby is in the Soothing Sleepytime Baby Swing right now.” Any other thoughts could lead to injury or death.
6. Do not think about the possibility of injury or death while your baby is in the Soothing Sleepytime Baby Swing, because this could make you distracted.
7. Do not turn it on.
8. Do not buckle any of the very complicated buckles incorrectly.