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Age 25: Sure, I’ll try rock climbing. No harness? No worries. My life is carefree because I’ve never seen or paid for a medical bill. I watched Free Solo and thought, “Alex Honnold is definitely on his parents’ health insurance.”
Age 26: I will never try rock climbing. In fact, I don’t climb at all—no hills, ladders, or stairs of any kind. My house has a second floor that I’ve never seen because tripping on a carpet, spraining my ankle, and getting an X-ray would cost five hundred dollars.
Age 25: I take my bike out for leisurely rides on I-95, and I don’t wear a helmet because my parents’ health insurance comes with free MRIs.
Age 26: Is riding a bike still fun if my body is covered from head to toe in bubble wrap? If I wear elbow pads, will my broken arm heal without medical intervention? Can I use duct tape and a bottle of ibuprofen to fix my bones?
An Israeli whose family members were held by Palestinian militants tells of friendly fire deaths and complains, “We used to think the IDF knows what it’s doing.” Meanwhile, freed captives detail “horrifying captivity trauma” from Israeli bombings. A relative of newly-released Israeli captives has publicly accused the Israeli military of killing its own people and says Tel Aviv is blocking the victims’ families from speaking out. In testimony delivered to Israel’s finance committee on December 3, Noam Dan, whose cousin’s […]
The post Relative of Israeli captives confirms ‘3 hostages killed by Israeli fire,’ blasts military first appeared on The Grayzone.
The post Relative of Israeli captives confirms ‘3 hostages killed by Israeli fire,’ blasts military appeared first on The Grayzone.
After Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s 2018 primary victory, her campaign got a call from a representative of the pro-Israel lobby offering to raise big money and start a relationship with the group.
The post AOC Was Offered $100,000 by AIPAC to “Start the Conversation.” She Turned Them Down. appeared first on The Intercept.
What is taking place in Gaza now is but an episode, a traumatic and a defining one, but nonetheless, a mere chapter in the history of a people who proved to be as durable and resilient as history itself.
The post History of Gaza: Conquerors, Resurgence and Rebirth appeared first on MintPress News.
Sex-positive women are kinky and down for anything with anyone, all the time.
Sex-positive women take a strong positive stance on having sex with me, instead of being wishy-washy like my ex-wife.
Sex-positive women are hot. Not all hot women are sex-positive, because I have met some hot women who do not want to have sex with me, but I’m pretty sure all sex-positive women are hot. That’s why Bumble uses the chili pepper emoji to indicate sex-positivity, which is appropriate, because a small red vegetable commonly associated with hotness is definitely adequate to represent the entire spectrum of sex-positivity.
Sex-positive women are open-minded, and by “open-minded,” I mean accepting of me and not saying, “That’s weird, Brian,” like my ex-fiancée.
Sex-positive women are impulsive and adventurous. They don’t say things like, “Could we do a phone chat first?” or “Would you be willing to share a last name before we meet in person?” Looking me up on LinkedIn is not sex-positive.
Sex-positive women are politically liberal, which means generous with sending pics and stuff.