King Charles, Australia’s current head of state (yep, really), has added a visit to Randwick race course to the itinerary, after his side-piece turned partner, Queen Camilla (yep, she’s our Queen), drew the desired barrier 4 for the Everest. ”This... Read More ›
NSW
The NSW Liberal party, fresh off discovering one of their politicians has been charged with rape, has been placed into administration by the Federal Lib’s, with leader Peter Dutton telling his NSW counterparts to not worry, as Daddy’s here. ”It... Read More ›
Gina Rinehart’s favorite play thing, Opposition leader Peter Dutton, has come out strongly to defend his decision to appoint the ghost of former PM, Bob Menzies, to head up the NSW Liberal party. ”The fact that Bob has been dead... Read More ›
The Coalition, fresh off a massive administrative bungle that resulted in them not being able to run candidates in upcoming council elections, has told the public to forget all about that and trust them to run the country, and build... Read More ›
The NSW Government has today realised that they won’t be facing an election anytime soon, so they’ve got on their soapbox and demanded that the State’s public servants return to working in the office or their local pokies den. ”We’ve... Read More ›
The NSW State Government has announced that as well as shutting down shops for the day they will also be making it compulsory for all residents to spend ANZAC day at their local RSL gambling away at either a two... Read More ›
Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has spent the day seething after learning that Cumberland city council had stolen his idea to start banning LGBTQIA+ based books in the local library. ”Peter is not a happy man at the... Read More ›
Australian school teachers have let out a collective scream, upon the realisation that the World’s longest term still has a week and a half to go. ”Oh, dear God please end this term,” cried Launceston Primary school teacher Mary Chalk.... Read More ›
NSW Police have announced to the press how they look forward to spending the weekend making the State safer, by strip searching all the young Swifties attending Taylor Swifts upcoming shows in Homebush. ”For a lot of young Sydney siders... Read More ›
Real estate agents around Australia are ”encouraging” their tenants to think about giving their landlords a BJ this Christmas as a way to say thank you for providing them with an expensive place to live. ”It’s been a tough year... Read More ›