Optus’ reigning self-appointed employee of the month, Gladys Berejiklian, has promised all customers effected by the nation-wide outage that they would be compensated with a free pass to the Dubbo Gun Club. ”I know that our customers have been inconvenienced,... Read More ›
Australia
The Nation’s banks have called on the Albanese Government to relax the laws around selling human organs in order to allow people to afford the latest interest rate rise. ”The Government needs to do all it can to allow us... Read More ›
Rural Australia’s favourite bunch of grifters, One Nation, has announced that they are now in the alcohol business with the launch of their new line of toilet bowl wine. ”We have been working with some of Australia’s finest prisons to... Read More ›
Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, is hoping to pop a rating, ie draw more than 10 viewers by covering live the event of the year; Rootfest! Aka Barnaby Joyce’s bachelor party. ”People love Barnaby, in the same way... Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister and part-time DJ, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese, has put on a brave face after being told that President Biden has booked the B-52’s for their up coming State dinner instead of Devo. ”Ah, look the B-52’s have had... Read More ›
Daniel Andrews should be remembered as a right-wing Labor premier who doubled the state’s prison population and made Victoria the most heavily policed state or territory bar the Northern Territory.
The post Dan Andrews’ real legacy—privatisation and policing first appeared on Solidarity Online.
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The LNP, fresh off wrecking the Voice referendum has proposed a new referendum on whether to recognise trust fund baby Gina Rinehart as current custodian of the Nation. ”Gina gives us so much and asks for so little in return,”... Read More ›
The Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton is incensed, after being told that he would have to remove his white hood tomorrow when he votes in the referendum. ”What sort of country have we become when a good honest... Read More ›