Peter Dutton’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has taken time out of her Donald Trump themed celebrations to get on the phone and demand that her favourite toy, Dutton, get an orange spray tan ASAP. ”As leader of the Coalition I... Read More ›
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Sex obsessed middle-aged creep, Kyle Sandilands, famous for once talking to a teenage rape victim on-air about her sex-life, has been appointed Australia’s official moral compass. In a move that’s been celebrated in Sydney but ignored in Melbourne. ”Kyle’s a... Read More ›
Australia’s Vegans have launched a petition to ban the Bunnings sausage sizzle, claiming the smell of burning flesh combined with the phallic shape of the sausage is off putting and offensive to the community at large. ”It’s time that Bunnings... Read More ›
Drama has erupted over an incident that occurred at a Melbourne International Comedy Festival (MICF) show this weekend. Where a couple were kicked out by the comedian performing, after being caught trying to conceive a baby during the show. ”We... Read More ›
Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has thrown a party for it’s staff after receiving the news that their viewership has hit the elusive double digit figures. ”You dream that this day may indeed come, but, until it’s here you... Read More ›
Failed politician turned low-rating TV host, Cory Bernardi, has left his fans, all 3 of them, wondering what has happened to him after Sky News Australia dropped their 2024 line-up with Bernardi’s name notably absent from the list. ”Surely they... Read More ›
Proud White-Ribbon day ambassador, shock-jock Ray Hadley, has been boasting to colleagues that he no longer needs Viagra to help get things started, instead he just begins to dream of Prime Minister Peter Dutton. ”A lot of our ageing right-wing... Read More ›
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