The Coalition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his missus to not wait up for him this weekend as he’s just heading out to a Coldplay concert. ”I’m a big Coldplay fan, I love all their stuff,... Read More ›
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The last federal election’s biggest losers, the Coalition, have chucked a massive tanty after being told by the Prime Minister that them losing seats results in losing staff. ”It’s a bloody outrage and I won’t stand for it,” ranted the... Read More ›
The Liberal party’s next leader (spill pending), Angus Taylor, has defended the party’s new slogan of ‘no girls allowed’. ”Look, our party isn’t stuck in the 50’s we just believe that women have a place,” said Angus. ”And that place... Read More ›
Following Opposition leader Sussan Ley’s speech at the National Press Club this week, where she pledged to do all she could to get more women into the Coalition, the shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to get... Read More ›
ABC management have held an all-staff meeting today to remind staff that the Coalition didn’t in fact win the last two elections and thus the Anthony Albanese led Labor party is in Government. ”We thought that the Coalition were the... Read More ›
The Liberal party’s interim leader, Sussan Ley, has started off her term as leader by offering an olive branch to Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to kiss and make up. However, the gesture has been eroded over an unfortunate choice of... Read More ›
Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a... Read More ›
Canadians will vote in a general election on April 28. Here’s my ‘top 7’ overview of the Liberal Housing Plan: https://nickfalvo.ca/the-liberal-housing-plan/.
Peter Dutton’s hand picked shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has begged his leader to get him off the bench and put him out in to the campaign so he can press some flesh. ”They’re trailing in... Read More ›
Aspiring Mr Harbourside Mansion, Peter Dutton, has called for Parliament to be moved from Canberra and placed in the town that bids the most to host it, like the NRL do with their Grand Final. ”Who wants to go to... Read More ›