The Opposition’s Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has condemned Senator Lidia Thorpe after she was banned for life from a Melbourne strip club, with the Member for New England telling Senator Thorpe that she needs to respect strip... Read More ›
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Low rating news channel Sky News Australia has called upon the Government to raise the voting age to 65 to ensure a robust democracy. ”Let’s face it those over 65 are our most valuable citizens,” said Sky News hate merchant... Read More ›
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton’s plan to unite the country by destroying the Coalition is coming along nicely. With news today that his shadow immigration and indigenous affairs Minister Julian Lesser was standing down over the party’ position on... Read More ›
The Coalition’s lead spokesperson for numerology Susssan Ley has refused to rule out launching a challenge for Peter Dutton’s faltering leadership via a leadership sspill. ”At this stage I have no comment on whether I will challenge Peter to a... Read More ›
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has condemned Victorian Premier Dan Andrews over traffic in Melbourne, after his candidate for the upcoming Aston bi-election spent 40 minutes driving from their home in Fitzroy to the electorate. ”What planet does comrade... Read More ›
Perennial election loser, Mark Latham, has blamed the low vote tally of his current party One Nation from the weekend’s NSW state election on the state’s low level of literacy. ”Bloody electoral commission! How dare they expect our voters to... Read More ›
NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has told voters to make sure they bring cash when voting in tomorrow’s election as there will be toll booths operating at all voting booths in Western Sydney. ”We didn’t have enough time to... Read More ›
The Australian Electoral Commission has confirmed that busy voters wishing to draw a picture of a cock and balls on their ballot paper will be given an option of ticking a box next to a pre drawn cock and balls.... Read More ›
With the NSW election on Saturday worried NSW Liberal party members have filed a missing persons report after federal opposition leader Peter Dutton has not been seen in the State since the election was called. ”Albo’s been everywhere with Minns,... Read More ›
The Victorian capital of Melbourne has this week been named the World’s most livable city for Nazi’s. The news came as footage went around the World of a group of Nazi’s being chaperoned in front or Parliament house by the... Read More ›