Low rating news network, Sky News Australia, has been named by bookies as the odds on favourite to win best comedy at this weekend’s Logie awards for their Federal election night coverage. ”Australia has not seen cutting edge political satire... Read More ›
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Australian election result denialists, Sky News, have spent the day ranting and raving over how the Coalition needs to move further to the right, following the release of the first post-election news poll which has the Coalition doing worse than... Read More ›
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7... Read More ›
Following Opposition leader Sussan Ley’s speech at the National Press Club this week, where she pledged to do all she could to get more women into the Coalition, the shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to get... Read More ›
Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has spent the week/last 4 years ranting about how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese needs to listen to what they’re saying and act accordingly. ”We speak for the people of Australia unlike, the Prime Minister,”... Read More ›
Angertainment channel, Sky News Australia, has urged the Coalition to ignore the results of the last election and instead listen to the stations viewers, all 6 of them, and ditch the plan to heads towards net zero. ”The Coalition needs... Read More ›
Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I... Read More ›
Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour. ”It baffles me, I... Read More ›
Interim Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has put his chances of winning the upcoming election in the hands of Sky News Australia’s 10’s of viewers. With Mr Dutton refusing to take any questions from journalists other than those who appear on... Read More ›
Peter Dutton’s head cheerleaders, Sky News Australia, have spent the last night trying to link Prime Minister Anthony Albanese with the death of the Pope. ”Can the Prime Minister prove his whereabouts on the night the Pope died?” Asked Sky... Read More ›