“This is gonna be dope,” he said.
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He also expressed “deep regret” for checking into the Bellagio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last weekend under the name Marjorie Taylor Greene.
“I’m not a paranoid person,” a QAnon spokesman said, “but it almost seems like a conspiracy.”
“Colleagues have declared that, if they are required to sit next to Matt, they will retire from politics instead,” one legislator said.
“If I had learned to defraud banks, my post-Trump University career would have played out very differently,” Tracy Klugian, class of 2006, said.
The visibly seething mogul revealed that he phoned his son Lachlan late last night and “tore him a new one.”
The Ukrainian President warned that an escalation in the fighting in Washington could spread to neighboring regions such as Maryland and Virginia.
“What kind of a man relies on his son to get impeached?” Trump said. “Joe Biden is a disgrace.”
The Florida governor appeared anguished by the loss of what his aides disclosed was the most cherished footwear he owned.
“This trial must be held out in the open, in a parking lot.”