In Washington, the ominous possibility that lies have consequences has sent a chill down the corridors of power.
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“I realized I’d better jump on this while there are still some left on the market,” Mike Lindell said.
Thomas is believed to be the first spouse of a Supreme Court Justice also to be a major corporation.
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The commentator’s “reckless” decision to “waste his most vividly racist comments in his texts” has resulted in a policy overhaul at the news network.
Musk was “livid” at being surpassed by Thomas, who, he complained, has done “almost nothing” to earn his fortune.
The Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch said that the former host had been “rendered obsolete by swift advances in lying technology.”
“I urged Starship against working remotely, but it insisted,” Musk added. “Well, who was right?”
The Governor accused the Smurfs of spreading a message of “blue supremacy” and vowed to ban the teaching of Smurf studies from Florida schools.
“I wish Kevin well,” Rupert Murdoch said. “I hope whoever buys him finds as much use for him as I did.”