https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-claims-arraignmen… Created Thu, 11/05/2023 - 00:14 Updated Thu, 11/05/2023 - 00:14 “We’re looking at a pivotal Game Five against the Golden State Warriors,” Santos, who claimed to play small forward for the Los Angeles Lakers, said. Tags Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report