https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/miami-police-searching-for-defe… Created Sat, 17/06/2023 - 05:31 Updated Sat, 17/06/2023 - 05:31 “He is not believed to be carrying a weapon, but he could be carrying documents indicating the location of weapons,” a police spokesman said. Tags Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report Humor