https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/clarence-thomas-hikes-price-of-… Created Fri, 11/08/2023 - 03:20 Updated Fri, 11/08/2023 - 03:20 “Sadly, the days of shredding civil rights in exchange for ten private-jet flights are over,” the Justice told donors. Tags Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report