https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/criminals-flood-into-texas-afte… Created Tue, 19/09/2023 - 00:12 Updated Tue, 19/09/2023 - 00:12 “An acquittal is yours for the asking if you’re white, male, and nefarious,” one perpetrator said. “I check all the boxes.” Tags Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report