https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-to-spend-more-tim… Created Fri, 17/11/2023 - 07:59 Updated Fri, 17/11/2023 - 07:59 The congressman thanked his children for taking care of his many imaginary pets, including a marmot and a python. Tags Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report