Reading
To help celebrate our twenty-fifth year of being on the information superhighway, we have reached out to some of our former columnists for check-ins and updates. Today’s featured columnist, Susan Schorn, is a former Column Contest winner. She wrote sixty-one essays of Bitchslap, her column about women’s rights and self-defense, from 2009 to 2015. We’re pleased to have her back on our pages with her sixty-second installment.
Bitchslap debuted in 2009 as “a column about women and fighting,” because they say write what you know, and what I knew was that I always seemed to be fighting—for safety, or autonomy, or simply to not be pushed around—and most of those fights were related to my identity as a woman. The column’s premise was apparently novel enough to sustain an audience: that fighting is not without its costs, but it works surprisingly well against bullies, and even when it doesn’t work, it’s preferable to helplessness. Sometimes it’s even fun.
1. “Go back to sleep, let me drive, let me think, let me figure it out.”
2. “I can’t get around the river in front of me.”
3. “I don’t know, the cookies make me nervous.”
4. “I’m so sorry, but the motorcade will have to go around me this time.”
5. “Why did you listen to that man? That man’s a balloon.”
6. “Karen, I know where we are and where we’re going to be. How can you trust this stupid app more than you can trust me?”
7. “I’d rather walk all the way home right now than to spend one more second in this place.”
8. “So blame it on me. I really don’t care.”
9. “Turn off the light. I don’t want to die tonight.”
10. “It’s half your fault so half forgive me.”
11. “Stop backseat driving for once in your life.”
12. “I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.”
13. “Can’t you find a way? You are in this too.”
- by Aeon Video
- by Tim Pears
- by Simran Agarwal
archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about |

← previous | December 4th, 2023 | next |
December 4th, 2023: And that's all I have to say about books! EXCEPT THIS: they're okay I guess – Ryan |
In 1981, India’s post office issued a stamp showing the flags of India and occupied Palestine flying side by side above the phrase “Solidarity with the Palestinian people.” That now seems like ancient history. Today, Hindu nationalists are flying the flags of India and Israel side by side as a demonstration of their support for that country’s catastrophic war on Gaza. It’s a match made in heaven (or do we mean hell?), because the two nations have similar “problems” they’re trying to “solve.” Israel has long been engaged in the violent suppression of Palestinians whose lands they occupy (including the current devastation of Gaza, an assault that 34 U.N. experts have labeled a “genocide in the making”). Meanwhile, India’s Hindu... Read more
Source: The Israel-India-U.S. Triangle appeared first on TomDispatch.com.