CLERK: Hi, Mr. Gordon. We’ll just get you checked in here and discuss options. For the oil change, we have standard oil, high mileage, and our premium full synthetic blend.
ME: I’ll take full synthetic.
CLERK: Okay, good choice. We’ve got your cabin air filter here, it’s a bit dirty, as you can see. Want it replaced?
ME: Sure.
CLERK: Great, this is going well. While we’re talking filters, your engine air filter, fuel filter, and transmission filter are a bit old. Would you like any of those replaced as well?
ME: Do all of them.
CLERK: Wow, no one’s ever said that before. You don’t play games. So, uh … let’s talk about your engine health.
ME: Yeah, let’s do that.
CLERK: Really? Excellent. We can do an engine diagnostic test, radiator coolant fluid exchange, and a serpentine belt and radiator hose replacement.
ME: Replace every belt and hose.


