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Our 13th most-read article of 2023.
Originally published February 13, 2023.
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What astronomers see in the light bouncing across the universe.
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Our 14th most-read article of 2023.
Originally published October 23, 2023.
Dear Students,
We are saddened by the tremendous loss of life in many of the places you’ve read about—you know the ones, we don’t need to name them here.
The cost of human suffering by all the people who were affected by the thing that has happened in the place where it has happened is difficult to comprehend. Our hearts are with the people, all the people, but particularly the specific people you are thinking of right now when you read this statement.
At our University, we support values of diversity, equity, and inclusion, and we take a firm stance against things that are bad, like all the things you also believe are bad—for instance, violence. Violence is never the answer, but also, sometimes it is? Let’s table that.
