NOTE: If you need context, here’s the Jardiance jingle. We apologize in advance.
“I have type 2 diabetes, but I manage it well”
Okay, we set the stage. This but that. Regret, uncertainty, loss. I’m drawn in. I want to know more about this person taking stock of her life. (Let’s call her Joanne.) But the opening words teeter awkwardly off the leading edge of the melody line, and improper stress is placed on the first syllable of “type 2.” No one says TYPE two. Unforgivable.
