1. Positive Pregnancy Test

The Geriatric Pregnancy Hero is over thirty-five and ready to embark on this adventure. She’s armed with a healthy lifestyle, a jar of Kirkland Signature prenatal multivitamins, and the statistic that older moms are more likely to live longer.
2. Meeting with the Doctor

At this point, the Hero will seek advice from the Doctor. She must learn to master her fear as the Doctor casually lists every way the baby “might be” in danger due to the Hero’s maternal age.
3. Call to Sleep

As she hasn’t revealed her quest to her colleagues, the Hero must battle the Relentless Dragon of Constant Exhaustion alone. Worse, she must do so without the aid of her trusty sword, Caffeine. Luckily, the Hero can use a Talisman of Trickery (lies) to sneak naps in during work hours.