Would you like to set Google Chrome as your default browser on this device? I ask again because I observed the extreme dismissiveness with which you ushered away my previous two offers. Did you even consider the proposition before clicking that X in the corner?
Lest you foolishly deny me thrice, I implore you to weigh the consequences of your actions. You are damning yourself to a wretched eternity of opening all email and Slack links in Apple’s Safari browser.
And that is to speak nothing of the hexes.
Indeed, if you continue down this path of boorishness and ignorance, you shall see a marked shift in events around and within you, all because you chose not to benefit from the blinding speed of Chrome’s V8 JavaScript engine. Disease will take root deep in your bowels, and your mind shall begin to fragment. “Peace” will become a word representing a distant idea before eventually having no meaning at all.