June 15-22
- Order fireworks from AmericanMadeFireWorks.com
- Screen bakeries to find one that hasn’t made cakes for gay weddings, Disney princess-themed parties, birthdays held at woke public schools, Disney Strange World-themed parties, gender reveal celebrations, parties for people who have been to Disney World, retirement parties for DEI trainers, or for Disney President Bob Iger
- Call Eduardo and crew to schedule extra landscaping for July 2
June 23-30
- Open fireworks from AmericanMadeFireWorks.com. Sharpie over “Made in China”
- Make invitation list from secret donors file of dear family friends
- Screen bands to find one that hasn’t played gay weddings, concerts held at woke universities, bar mitzvahs, Juneteenth parties, quinceañeras, Gay Pride events, any event that has served Bud Light, or for Disney President Bob Iger
- Sign band.