“Trump’s Medicaid cuts are coming for rural Americans: ‘It’s going to have to hit them first.’ Experts worry the tax-and-spending bill will gut healthcare and hospitals, especially in states like North Carolina.” — The Guardian
The Department of Health and Human Services is excited to announce that, thanks to the One Big Beautiful Bill, which will Make Rural America Great Again, millions of rustic patriots are about to embark on an exciting journey of unregulated medicinal self-discovery. No longer shackled by the burdens of Medicaid, they’ll realize that Nosy Big Government was never going to solve anyone’s problems by paying bills willy-nilly.
In place of federal handouts, we’re ready to respect hardy farm folk by reintroducing a time-honored country tradition into the health care sphere: bartering.



How stupid do they think everyone is?