“Fixing Medicaid”
“Deficit reduction”
“Fiscal responsibility”
“Wealth redistribution (direction undisclosed)”
“Cutting waste, fraud, abuse (and some health insurance)”
“A big, beautiful social welfare cut”
“Classic Reaganism”
“Undoing Biden’s budget mess”
“Operation Keep the President from Saying Mean Things About Us on Social Media”
“Tightening Medicaid”
“Not cutting Medicaid”
“Boosting emergency rooms with more business”
“Enforcing work requirements”
“Bipartisanship (we’ve considered Mitch McConnell a Democrat ever since he voted against Pete Hegseth)”
“Cutting entitlements like spending for entitled people. Who likes entitled people?”
“Prioritizing the border”
“Slashing spending across the budget”
“Blame Grok (it wrote the bill)”
“The opposite of Obamacare”