Learn to Speak Russian
(Like Your Life Depends on It)
“Where is the bathroom?”
Gde tualet?
A good phrase to know in any language.
“Hello, nice to meet you.”
Zdravstvuyte, priyatno poznakomit’sya.
Best accompanied by a broad smile that indicates you’re not a threat. You never know who’s a mole.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you…”
Spasibo, spasibo, spasibo, spasibo, spasibo…
This cannot be said enough, especially to state officials. (Thirty-three times is too few.)
“Many thanks! Endless thanks! A world of thanks!”
Ogromnoye spasibo! Beskonechnoye spasibo! Mir blagodarnosti!
Say this when a bureaucrat insults you in public.
“Please put that on the record.”
Zanestite eto v protocol, pozhalusta..
Use this phrase immediately after offering thanks. You know, just in case.
