Mike Evans, WR
A lot of times it happens on Labor Day. I’ve heard that from tons of guys and that’s usually how it is for me. Around Labor Day anyways. It’s like a draft. I think the “owners” even call it a draft. I’ve already been drafted before into the NFL. But this… this is not the NFL.
Austin Ekeler, RB
We call them owners because we don’t know what else to call them. Gods? Demons?
George Kittle, TE
It’s a really lousy time for it to happen, this schism with reality, because we’re getting ready for the NFL season, and it’s about to start, and then—bam—sucked into the vortex portal.
Alvin Kamara, RB
Someone called it the vortex portal a few years ago, some Manning, and it just stuck. It’s not like a physical space, it’s more like a feeling? A feeling of your soul being ripped from your body and your consciousness becomes two consciousnesses? And then you land somewhere else. But you don’t land, you just… emerge. Awaken. Does that make sense?