“The previously unknown ‘muse’ of famed novelist Cormac McCarthy has revealed herself in a Vanity Fair profile… Complete with excerpts from love letters and the first-hand testimony of a woman named Augusta Britt, the article alleges the two met when she was just 16 and the late author was 42. McCarthy died in 2023.” — USA Today
Hail, mortal man! Yes, you there—leaning over your vintage typewriter, tapping out a screenplay. It’s your lucky day. Out of all the artists on earth, we have chosen you to channel our primordial spirit of creative inspiration that transcends space and time.
Also, have we mentioned that we’re sixteen years old?
We’re not sure why. Our age just seems to be important to you.




