They’re arrogant.
They don’t like us very much.
It’s more or less okay to apply preconceived blanket statements to this country.
They think they’re cooler than we are.
Friends greet each other with a gesture that’s weirdly intimate.
More sex happening over there.
More dynamic food scene.
They have a cheese that’s somehow both liquid and solid at the same time.
Their economic system and overall societal structure are on the verge of a full collapse, and we’ve been waiting for a while now to say we told you so.
Unaware their cultural approach to drinking is referred to as “alcoholism.”
Unaware their cultural approach to race relations is referred to as “racism.”
Unaware that Emily in Paris is making fun of them.
Responsible for making the red beret popular.
Responsible for Timothée Chalamet.
Also, André the Giant.
Should take back Pepé le Pew.
They mispronounce—in a way that feels deliberately hysterical—the words charcuterie and Wi-Fi.