A gourmet bottle of peppermint-flavored extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil
A box of edible ornaments that are inedible
Twin-size flannel sheet set patterned with twee cartoon Christmas mice drunk on eggnog
An $11.99 festive patterned puffer coat and matching tiny beanie for your $6.99 bottle of wine
A 120-pack of paper party hats that say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS
A normal cheese grater with BELIEVE in unreadable cursive
A decorative throw pillow stitched with the Stranger Things cast wearing Santa hats
Candy cane clip-on earrings for an adult dog
A Nutcracker advent calendar filled with one weird nut behind each secret door
A long turquoise nightgown featuring a glittery cornucopia
An eighteen-inch snow globe with a figurine of Ellen Degeneres carrying a Santa sack from the ED by Ellen Degeneres Home Collection
A nativity scene and spice rack combo
Two fifty-four-inch woodgrain reindeer mounting each other