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Our 11th most-read article of 2023.
Originally published August 25, 2023.
Colleagues, friends, and adjuncts —
As many of you know, the university is facing unprecedented budget shortfalls. These shortfalls aren’t directly your fault, but to be honest, it is you who will absorb the consequences of our lack of funds. That said, please know we think you’re doing a fantastic job. (Except for the English department, which persists in assigning long books that our market research has decisively concluded students do not find cool.)
Instead, the budget shortfall is primarily due to changes in demographics. There are fewer college-aged students now than before, and of the remaining college-aged people, fewer than before are choosing our kind of institution. Thank you to Frank, our Executive Vice President of Reading Inside Higher Ed and Telling Us What It Says, for that insight.
Our 12th most-read article of 2023.
Originally published February 16, 2023.
You’ve been on the lookout for a cardigan in a color that’s less edgy than “fawn” or “heather oatmeal.”
You recently traded your favorite slingbacks for a pair of Dansko clogs recommended by your podiatrist.
You have a podiatrist.
Invisibility seemed like a really cool superpower when you were a child; now, it’s your reality.
Neighborhood cats have been following you home.
You have two pairs of eyeglasses: a regular pair and a “fun” pair.
In the grocery store, a trio of women in cashmere twinsets murmurs, “Her wizening is nigh,” when you pass them in the probiotics aisle.
Your favorite necklace is made from large vintage buttons, beaded flowers, and repurposed copper pipes. It really pops with a cowl-neck sweater.