HOST: Welcome to “What School Form Did I Just Sign?”—a game where parents must keep track of all the paperwork they are required to fill out by their children’s school. Our contestants are Lindsey, a mother of three kids who attend three different schools, and Dave, a divorced dad whose son lives with him every other week. Okay, folks, first question: What book did you order your kid from Scholastic?
DAVE: That’s easy: a nonfiction book about whales.
HOST: I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. Lindsey?
LINDSEY: A biography of Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
HOST: That is also incorrect. The correct response is “a cupcake-scented gel pen set and matching narwhal notebook, costing over twenty-five dollars.”
LINDSEY: Really? I told Sydney she had to order a book.


