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President Trump has spent his flight home from the G7 trying to figure out what Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, meant when he called the President a soft c*ck for leaving the summit early. ”President Trump has a lot of... Read More ›

Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has spent the week/last 4 years ranting about how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese needs to listen to what they’re saying and act accordingly. ”We speak for the people of Australia unlike, the Prime Minister,”... Read More ›

What’s left of the Greens political party have called upon the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to join them on the lawns of parliament house for a drum circle in order to hash out the recent defection of Senator Cox to... Read More ›

Angertainment channel, Sky News Australia, has urged the Coalition to ignore the results of the last election and instead listen to the stations viewers, all 6 of them, and ditch the plan to heads towards net zero. ”The Coalition needs... Read More ›

Australia’s latest favourite laughingstock, the National party, have updated their relationship status to ”it’s complicated” after their on again, off again relationship with the Liberal party appears to be maybe on again. ”Look, it’s complicated, we do still love the... Read More ›

The Liberal party’s on again, off again partner, the Nationals, have sent letters out to their constituents, many of whom have been ravaged by floods, asking them to give generously to the parties re-election fund. ”No one fights harder than... Read More ›

The Liberal party’s interim leader, Sussan Ley, has started off her term as leader by offering an olive branch to Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to kiss and make up. However, the gesture has been eroded over an unfortunate choice of... Read More ›

Sussan Ley, Angus Taylor and the other bloke, Dave or Dan, have all thrown their hats in to the ring to challenge for the Liberal leadership. The vacancy arises after former leader, Peter Dutton, was comprehensively thrashed at the last... Read More ›

Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour. ”It baffles me, I... Read More ›

Peter Dutton’s replacement, err, shadow Treasurer, Angus Taylor, has promised the Nation that he will deliver the Coalition’s costings as soon as he finds the napkin that he wrote them on. ”People need a bit of patience, we will get... Read More ›