The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he will defy the Coalition and seek to introduce a private member’s bill that will repeal the net zero bonk ban. ”Australians have had a gutful of... Read More ›
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Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has reached out to former Labor leader (again, yep really) Mark Latham, to see if he would like to join him and his wife for a double date at the former PM’s restaurant... Read More ›
North Korea have called on the United Nations to take urgent action against Australia, as they are fearful that the land down under may be about to unleash a never before seen chemical weapon in the form of a Mark... Read More ›
The Coalition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his missus to not wait up for him this weekend as he’s just heading out to a Coldplay concert. ”I’m a big Coldplay fan, I love all their stuff,... Read More ›
The Erin Patterson beef wellington murder case has has been a breath of fresh air to Australian journalists, with the industry running with different angles of the story for the last 6 months. Journalists are hoping that there are enough... Read More ›
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7... Read More ›
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right... Read More ›
The last federal election’s biggest losers, the Coalition, have chucked a massive tanty after being told by the Prime Minister that them losing seats results in losing staff. ”It’s a bloody outrage and I won’t stand for it,” ranted the... Read More ›
The Liberal party’s next leader (spill pending), Angus Taylor, has defended the party’s new slogan of ‘no girls allowed’. ”Look, our party isn’t stuck in the 50’s we just believe that women have a place,” said Angus. ”And that place... Read More ›
The last election wasn’t the result we were all hoping for, let’s be honest. I’m still stunned that someone as likeable, masculine and, uh, dare I say it, virile as Peter Dutton failed to win over the electorate. Never mind,... Read More ›