French fries “may have played a role” in the incident, a Metropolitan Police Department spokesman said.
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The former Vice-President called the chance to see the singer live a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”
The sweeping opinion grants the luxury vessels the unlimited ability to entertain government officials on their decks in order to gain political influence.
The Governor identified the ride, with its message of unity, as the “tip of Disney’s liberal spear.”
The former President appears to demonstrate reading comprehension at a rudimentary level, decoding letters as they combine to form words and sentences.
The former TV anchorwoman warned Russian state media against questioning her claim to the Wagner helm.
The billionaire revealed that the jurist was “much easier to catch” than he had anticipated.
In a statement, Rupert Murdoch criticized the Fox personality Bret Baier for “disseminating information that was recklessly and unforgivably true.”
“He is not believed to be carrying a weapon, but he could be carrying documents indicating the location of weapons,” a police spokesman said.
The head of security for the federal courthouse acknowledged that he and his team have “no leads whatsoever” as to who took the documents.