The Least Expensive Thing on the Registry: You are cheap, sure, but they wouldn’t put the gift on the registry if they didn’t want it, right? Enjoy the picture frame, newlyweds! At the $200-per-plate reception, you’ll be telling the “drinks are on me!” joke at the open bar all night.
The Second Least Expensive Thing on the Registry: Someone already bought the cheapest item.
Le Creuset Dutch Oven: You hope they will buy this for you when you get married. Or at least whatever advanced model is on the market by the time you get married. Someday.
High-End Thank You Notes: Hint-hint.
The Knife Block with Seven Japanese Steel Blades: You grossly overestimated how much this couple likes to cook.
Sur La Table Flatware: You fully expect to be invited over for a dinner party after they get back from their honeymoon.


