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Now, the verified Sneetches had checks of pure blue.
But the unverified Sneetches, they wanted checks too!
Those checks weren’t so big. They were really quite small
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.
But you only had clout if you rocked a blue check,
And most Sneetches in Tweetland didn’t have that connect.
Then one day as the Twitterverse was tweeting and fave-ing,
And plotzing and cloxing and doxing and raving,
And wishing their accounts had the blue checks of the stars…
A stranger zipped up in the strangest of cars.
“My friends," he announced in a voice cocksure and keen,
“My name is Elon McMusky McPeen.
I’ve just purchased this site
For a cool 44 bill,
And I’ve got empty coffers that I must refill!”
“You know me from Tesla.
I got dumped by Grimes.
I’ve shot my wad into space
Many hundreds of times!”
“I work day and night, and I work at great speed.
My algorithm’s like a self-driving car: guaranteed!”
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EDITED BY PETER ORNER AND LAURA LAMPTON SCOTT
Jean Marseille and his son, Diego.
Jean Marseille recorded these dispatches on his phone while surviving on the streets of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, from October through December 2022. As the chaos that followed the assassination of Haitian president Jovenel Moïse in July 2021 devolved into further lawlessness, Jean witnessed firsthand a city in free fall.
1. Your goal is to retrieve your treasure from a monstrous entity.
2. All you need is pen and paper, but expensive software makes it much easier.
3. The rules are constantly being updated, but they’re still shackled to a system from the 1970s.
4. You’re constantly referring back to an incomprehensible spreadsheet.
5. You’d have put more effort into your backstory if you knew it would be this important later.
6. Some classes have a much easier time than others, and it’s unclear why.
7. You’re drowning in acronyms.
8. Being a Cleric has its advantages.
9. If you’re a musician, this is going to be extra complicated.
10. Every check can result in a circumstantial bonus or a penalty.
11. Groups who can afford it hire an unsavory rogue to do their dirty work.
12. When in doubt, just round the number down.
13. If you want to get away with this bluff, you’d better come up with a damn good story.
14. Tread carefully. Traps are everywhere.
15. You’re unsure whether your opponent is Lawful or just Chaotic—but they’re definitely Evil.
Today marks the final day of our second round of industrial action. Junior doctors up and down the country downed tools as part of a 4-day walkout in what is thought will be the most impactful strike action the NHS has seen. This has come as a result of the Health Secretary, Steve Barclay, walking […]
Residents blasted Rep. Matt Schaefer’s controversial bill in a hearing that stretched late into the night.
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