CHAIR: This meeting will come to order. Will the secretary please call roll.
SECRETARY: Single Unit Homes?
SUH: Here.
SECRETARY: Duplexes?
DUPLEXES: Here here.
SECRETARY: Triplexes?
TRIPLEXES: Here here here.
SECRETARY: Mom and Pops?
M&P: Oh yeah, present.
SECRETARY: Conglomerates?
CONGLOMERATES: Thanks for your question. I am out of the office for the remainder of the week. In the event of an emergency, call the after-hours number.
CHAIR: Is he ever here?
SECRETARY: (rustles papers) Not when we are.
(…)
CHAIR: Any ongoing business from our prior session?
SECRETARY: We ended by tabling the vote on enacting longer delays for even the most basic of maintenance.