Woefully underpaid because of inflation vs. Makes 25 percent more because of inflation.
Five years experience at the company with an intimate knowledge of the department vs. Wants to shake up the status quo without understanding the company or what anyone actually does yet.
Data Analyst vs. Strategic Director of Data Analytics and Integrated Marketing.
Overworked and under-supported vs. Overly schmoozy and getting under your skin with all the probing questions.
Prepares a twenty-slide deck regarding the recent paid search campaign vs. Leans back and says, “I feel like we can do more to tap into current trends, you know? At the influencer level?” Then squints at you for fifteen uninterrupted seconds until a small green droplet secretes from their tear duct.
Cries in the bathroom stall several times a day vs. Never seems to go to the bathroom at all.
Drives a 2013 Toyota RAV4 vs. Rides a weird prototype e-bike to and from a shimmering apartment building you’ve never seen before until last week when those bizarre tremors started.